It's a Plot, I Tell You! Checking Out Books at the Library Will Never Be the Same.

By John Kelly, Washington Post, Tuesday, April 7, 2009; Page B03

"There's an old cliche that librarians are dusty, spinsterish women in twin sets and granny glasses shushing patrons who turn their pages too loudly.

In fact, most librarians are liberal, forward- thinking public servants, always pondering ways to do their job better.

And for this, I hate them."

Actually, APL has already sucumbed to this nefarious plot.